Betty’s Big Bad Blog

SD has been driving my **cough** minivan… It’s really a vagon. A station wagon minivan-ish sort of thing. It’s a Mazda 5. Check it out you’ll understand then. Anyway I’ve been driving his would be sporty if it weren’t an automatic Mustang. I keep the mustang clean. I have to spend a lot of time in it driving to and from work. He on the other hand doesn’t go very far everyday and usually spends roughly 20 minutes a day in the “Vagon”. However after I have begged, pleaded and promised things he only dreams about… yeah right! He finally cleaned it out. Wait, he started then I finished it. MOLD growing on the carpet. Now I’ve never kept a clean car but since I got this one I try to keep the funk down. Which is hard with two kids but it can be done.

Well, as I was helping and he was standing around most likely staring at some jogger with big tits. He says to me “Hey, I’m gonna compliment you but you might take it the wrong way, so don’t take it the wrong way”

Here we go, this is where guys need some classes on how not to say something really really really really… I can say really about 500 times and probably still not get my point across here, really stupid!

He says to me, ready for this? He says ” You’d have a perfect body if you had bigger boobs”. I’m sorry he’s standing over my shoulder and he says he didn’t say that. Here’s what he said “You’d have the perfect body if your boobs were a little bit bigger”. Now isn’t that nicer?

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