Betty’s Big Bad Blog

Fifi has another super power.  She can turn whatever she wants into gold.  Well she couldn’t turn my car into gold, according to her I needed to clean my car first and make it shiny.  I think she just wanted to go through the car wash.   She’s pretty good at firing us with her eyes as well.  Her other abilities include speedy running and she can throw “somethings” really far.  I asked her what her other powers entailed and she told me that she “couldn’t know” which meant she couldn’t tell me.

Moses doesn’t really have super powers, however she does have the Moeness.  It means that she has a cool aura about her that draws everyone to her.  Everyone likes her and she’s really nice with a lot of friends.  I personally think she’s the greatest thing in kinder.  That’s just me.

Buster the beagle has been playing like a puppy the last few days and it’s adorable.  He’s our moody old boy.  The outlaw.  He’s had a legal troubles.  Anyway with his medication for his thyroid he’s a new dog.  He smells old and is quite cuddly.

Jasper our fat mix of doggy love is working on another hole in the carpet.  He has a thing with lights and recognizes the word when it’s said.  He’s been chewing on the carpet by the back door for about 2 days now.  Damn shadows play tricks on him and cause the light to move so that he has to start over.

Leilah the cow dog has a list started of what she’s eaten, here we go:

12 barbies, 1 bratz doll, 8 books, 7 shoes… only one of each pair, 13 pairs of underwear, 5 socks, 9 stuffed animals, half a set of blinds, 6 bags of trash, 30 complete kid lunches ( left unattended), 13 plastic cups, 8 plastic bowls, 4 plastic plates, 3 full Dr. Peppers (pops the bottle and then dribbles them on the carpet), 3 drum sticks, 1 laptop power cord, a baby Opossum, 1 cable cord, 40 rolls of toilet paper… is she a cat?, 20 sticks, numerous bugs, she’s taken Moses poop from the toilet 1 time ugh!

That’s it for now.  I’ve got video games to play   PEACE

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